It just occurred to me that I'm about to begin my final quarter at the Evergreen State College. Soon, I'll waddle along a sea of other graduates, adorned in green and yellow (I didn't pick this combination) and will walk through Red Square to get a piece of paper that will stand in for the real diploma.
Now I've actually got to do that thing I've been yammering on about for months: GET INTO GRADUATE SCHOOL. Either that, or start paying off those enormous school loans now, instead of later. I vote for later!
I can hear that ticking noise in the background, and it's not my typewriter.